1. My human bought a whole case of my favourite wet food. Now I can’t like that kind any more.
2. I need dis.
3. 4AM, everyone is asleep. Perfect time to run from one end of the house to the other at full speed and as loudly as possible.
4. Can spot a bird from across the yard. Can’t find the pieces of meat you dropped unless you point it out 10 times.
5. So, we decided to move the couch…
6. Cat logic. Full bowl, empty bowl.
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8. I don’t always get under the covers. Bit when I do, you’re trying to make the bed.
9. Just stretching a bit before running around at 3AM for no reason.
10. You may have a cat. Or plants. Not both.
11. I always feel bad when I come home from work and my cats are just like.. You were gone forever. I counted.
12. The vacuum cleaner is out.
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14. Cuddling up for a nap with your cat. How you imagined it… How it really is.
15. Food dish is half empty. Starvation is imminent.
16. I don’t always want to sit on your lap. But when I do, it’s 30 seconds before you want to get up.
17. Trying to study? Let me help you.
18. I want belly rubs. But only exactly 3 and then I’ll bite.
19. Potty time? I will watch.
20. Things crazy cat people do: You answer your cat’s random meows with “Yes, yes I know!”.
21. How people without a cat eat. How people with a cat eat.
22. Cat training. Alright kid, less one: if the humans scold you, run away… But only like 5 feet, then turn around and stare at them. They hate that.
23. Took my cat to the vet.
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25. Hey, whatcha eating? Give me some.. I wont like it… But give me some.
26. Shit my cat does.
27. Car logic. Red laser dot. Happy party fun time! Small box. Perfect chair. Big happy spider… Delicious. Preparing a garbage bag for the garbage can. The end is nigh!
28. A book. I’m going to rub my face all over it.
29. Kitty, please get off my chair. I need to work. Purrr
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Simon Howes 
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Oh, you are a true cat person. Bless you for the laughter!